saying it don't mean doing it

Just because you say something don't mean you will follow through with your word.

Politicians always say, " no new taxes " but as soon as you vote for them and they become elected their words change. I guess saying it don't mean doing it.

by alonzo j jordan August 19, 2012

u do u boo

when someone does something weird, but u ain’t gon’ be rude about, so u hit em with “u do u boo”

Kate: i enjoy sniffing hair..
me: u do u boo

by imtomandimcoolyeet December 25, 2018

from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

do you want a trophy?

What you say when someone does something you don’t care about

Person 1: I won a game of fortnite!
Person 2: Do you want a trophy?

by BaileyDoesParkour October 1, 2018

There’s nothing we can do

When there’s nothing we can do 😔

“Sir, the Russians have taken Paris! What do we do?”
“There’s nothing we can do 😔”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

Do you condemn Hamas?

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”

Hi! Long time no see. Do you condemn Hamas?

by lettucebeet November 9, 2023