The office "LOL Cat"

The person at your office who is responsible for sending or forwarding most of the junk mail you receive. Their inbox is usually full of emails with titles like "Funniest Kid Ever," or "Cute Whale Photos."
Person 1: Dammit, not again!

Person 2: What's wrong man?

Person 1: Cindy, the office "LOL Cat" sent me another stupid chain email about dogs wearing sunglasses.
by Jeff the bear March 9, 2010
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Scratch Warrior Cats

A part of the site on the website scratch.mit.edu with some of the weirdest people. Every OC there looks the same, as if they use a template, or copy original artwork, and they make clans that no one understands. Some examples of popular ones are DaisyKitty, FunkyFunny, rainbxw_cloudz, MinecraftKitten2, --CappuccinoCat--, Wolf-scar etc.
Scratcher 1: Alright, let's log on to Scratch.

Scratch Warrior Cat: *comments on profile* Hey! Wanna join my very cool cat clan uwu owo x3

Scratcher 1: Uh...

Scratch Warrior Cat 2: Cmon, join the electri clan X3!

Scratcher 1: Can you leave me the fuck alone?

Scratcher 2: It seems you have ran into some Scratch Warrior Cats. Just try to ignore them, K?

Scratcher 1: Will do...
by fuckinghatemylife August 31, 2021
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i'll kill that cat

i'll kill that cat (or cool bastard)g,g,g,g,g,,
by mc flo September 24, 2006
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Monkey Dog Cat

A Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat is technically a cat but acts like a dog. But worse than a Dog a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat acts like a Jive Ass Monkey Dog. Noameen? My Moma told me about Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats. So if you don't like it then you can go talk to my Moma. Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats live in the ghetto so don't go looking in the suburbs, cause there ain't no Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats there.
Look up Monkey Dog. Olive is a jive ass monkey dog cat. Olive trys to pretend to be a monkey dog and follows his little monkey dog all arround the neighborhood, But Olive is not a dog in fact Olive is a cat but since he thinks he is a dog and his best friend is a jive ass monkey dog, then Olive is a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat. Make sence?
by Monkey Dog Daddy (Eddy) February 21, 2009
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Cat tatter fish

A fish traped in Mr. Slaves bowels, he straped Lemiwinks in a gryo machine for sonme reason.
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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Cool cat (koolkat)

1.complete doucher who thinks he's "cool"

2.trys overly hard to spit game

3.people who don't know him MIGHT like him

4.often looks like a child molester
cool cat (koolkat): "hey guys! whats up?! wanna play some paint ball?"

everyone else: "shut the fuck up. go bang a tree."
by mclovinitup April 7, 2009
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streets by doja cat

its when you basically are horny ass fuck and need a man and so you think your a bad bitch and uh okay its the definition of horny
streets by doja cat

horny bitch
stfu

you aint bad shush
*rolls eyes*
by million dolla puthayyyy February 12, 2021
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