Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.

dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die

by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021

bean cover

Foot cover, toe garment, sandal, trainer or boot. If it goes over the foot, it's a bean cover.

Rose: Oi, Jim, can you de-bean me?

Jim: What, you want me to remove your bean covers? Fat chance m8

Rose: but i'm tired :(

by Thegayestgirlincartoons June 25, 2022

Bean sauce

A collaboration of "cool beans" and "Awesome sauce" in an attempt to poke fun at those who use such phrases. Often use as a reply to a heavily agreed upon statement or it can be used in place of "fuck yeah" or "right on".

You: "How much do i owe you?"

Me: "This one is on the house."
You: "bEaN sAuCe."

by Dah-Tah September 4, 2018

Bean Team

A group of thorough individuals motivated by the Bag.

Female 1: Who were those guys you were with?
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.

by Unknown Bean July 24, 2020

Bakin your beans

Gay term used for homosexual sex

I was bakin your beans last night daddio.

by Jackellllluy December 5, 2019

Beans

Beans are something wonderful! you can eat them, suck them, and lick them! they can give you gas Gas GAS!!!! and if you eat them with taco bell then say goodbye to your toilet. beans are an easy way to get girls alllllll dayyyy
they are very poggers

Me and the bois at 3 AM looking for BEANS!!!

by anonymous July 29, 2021