gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

God Rocket

When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth

Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket

by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014

God's Image

Being creative. This is what sets humans apart from animals.

God is the Creator of the world, and the reason all His children want to create sounds, flavors, feelings, children, roads, buildings, schools, art, ideas about God, etc. is because we were created in God's image.

by spacefaced1968 April 21, 2019

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

God

A Russian Caracal Cat Named Floppa (Or Big Floppa)
Commonly Used As A Meme And Has An Enemy Named Bingus.
Also Has A Side Job, As A Rapper/Musical Artist.

Jimmy: Hey Timmy! Did You Pray To Our Lord And Savior, Big Floppa?

Timmy: Yeah! I Listen To His Music Every Day!

Jimmy: ok lol

Floppa is a god.

by Floppin Floppa July 13, 2022

God

God is the first cause of the universe and the prime mover. This means he is the first thing to ever exist, and he set the universe into motion. If God did not exist then there would be infinite number of causes and this would cause infinite regress which is a logical contradiction. Therefore God exists. There are 5 proofs that St. Thomas Aquinas made which prove the existence of God.

David: God is good, Hallelujah

by KekolordChri February 14, 2024

Pylon God

The true father of all beings.

Oh dear Pylon God forgive me for i have followed thine sinner known as Daquan.

by nevertobeseenagain November 6, 2017