Profile Monkey

A person who manages the facebook profile of a famous person. They post comments on the celebrity's behalf, and will sometimes speak as if they are the celebrity themselves.

"Omg! Justin Bieber said on facebook that he wants to give a shout out to me omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!"

"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"

by crudmonkey November 7, 2016

monkey duster

The act of tickling the clitoral area with the brissels of a facial moustache

The amputee had no arms so he used the monkey duster to pleasure her lady parts

by Ck2015 September 17, 2015

gank monkey

A behavioral trait found in sales people. Where by one sales person tends to steal another sales persons lead. This act similar to a monkey stealing another monkeys banana and looking around like it's no big thing, while all the while knowing it's wrong.

You are such a gank monkey, you knew that customer was mine and you went ahead and sold him a system behind my back.

YOU Gank Monkey, that's my sales lead.

by MoeDown March 10, 2007

Monkey perv

A person with an unatural obssession with monkeys.....

*walks into Jo's room*
Me: "OMG. look at all the monkey stuff in here!"

Ellie: O.O "She must be a monkey perv....Quick! Save the monkeys!!!"

by ribenaaa October 16, 2008

fuzz monkey

The Australian term for a pig.

Bloody fuzz monkeys! Would you like a donut?

by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

Corner Monkey

A person who is pretty much a loner all by themself

Person 1: *sitting in the corner at a dance by themself*
Person 2: why are you such a corner monkey?
person 1: Deal with it biznitch

by HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY April 14, 2012

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey.

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022