speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

by AMorgz August 23, 2010

It's Big O Time

usually consisting of hot no talking sex - first or last name not needed

t-boy called last night - hell yeah It's Big O Time!!!!!

by aodi August 30, 2007

Time-Clock Trio

Sex Game: need MFF (male, female, female)

The game revolves around the "Boss". Whoever is Boss is in control. Boss tells both other members of the party specifically to do one thing by themselves. Once 3 minutes are up, Boss changes rolls to whoever is next. They assign duties to the other members now. Best way to enjoy a Threesome! Everyone gets some, no one's left out

IMPORTANT: Have a timer ready. Impossible to keep time in one's head

Julie Greg and Amy play Time-Clock Trio
Greg: K im boss first. Julie, get on my cock. Amy, make out with me...
Julie (3min later, now Boss): K, Greg, fuck my titties. Amy, eat me out... (continues)

by kMsuI January 22, 2008

sad good time

A time spent laughing your pathetic life. You are so depressed, that it's funny and your sadness turns into a good time, hence the name.

"Me and Nicole just sat in my car and cracked up about how pathetic we were."
"It sounds like you had fun."
"No, it was a sad good time."

by Sara Keith April 3, 2009

bed time bitch

When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.

Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.

by natemev November 26, 2016

Tim, God of Time

A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.

Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."

by TimeGodTim March 12, 2016