fuzz monkey

The Australian term for a pig.

Bloody fuzz monkeys! Would you like a donut?

by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

gank monkey

A behavioral trait found in sales people. Where by one sales person tends to steal another sales persons lead. This act similar to a monkey stealing another monkeys banana and looking around like it's no big thing, while all the while knowing it's wrong.

You are such a gank monkey, you knew that customer was mine and you went ahead and sold him a system behind my back.

YOU Gank Monkey, that's my sales lead.

by MoeDown March 10, 2007

monkey lightning

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity

1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"

by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

Monkey perv

A person with an unatural obssession with monkeys.....

*walks into Jo's room*
Me: "OMG. look at all the monkey stuff in here!"

Ellie: O.O "She must be a monkey perv....Quick! Save the monkeys!!!"

by ribenaaa October 16, 2008

Monkey Points

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey

Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.

by Mic Dundee October 23, 2008

goob monkey

Someone who acts very silly and is crazy like a monkey

Ashley keeps tickling me! Quit being such a goob monkey!

by Llamajoe465 March 4, 2014

Dick monkey

A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.

My brother was annoying me so much last night… He was being a real dick monkey

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014