by DutchVan derLinde June 2, 2021
Get the @calb57 momentmug. Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Teachable momentmug. when you realize you fibbled the bag.
by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022
Get the dickballs momentmug. A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022
Get the Brain dead momentmug. A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"
by Beaj the man June 30, 2024
Get the Jed Momentmug. The process of gaining a major achievement and instantly losing it because of an unfortunate mistake, error or lapse in judgement.
Hundreds of students thought they were admitted to Harvard, but it turned out to be a Moonlight moment.
by carpenoctem15 February 27, 2017
Get the Moonlight Momentmug. When you got no legs and a big ass nose. And some asshole called the cum wizard steals your Moolah/moulah/mola
by Ostmannen March 6, 2023
Get the No legs momentmug.