when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson
While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons
by Alessmax May 18, 2011
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Life is soup, I am fork

Life is soup, I am fork....
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our band could be your life

a book written by Michael Azerrad on 13 of the most important indie/punk/alternative bands of the 1980s. the bands are: Black Flag, Sonic Youth, The Minutemen, Minor Threat, The Replacements, Beat Happening, Mudhoney, Husker Du, Butthole Surfers, Mission of Burma, Dinosaur Jr., Big Black, and Fugazi. Without these bands, the 90s alternative rock explosion could never have existed.
Guy #1: "I am so fucking sick of this emo and post-grunge bullshit that's on the radio nowadays."

Guy #2 (the cooler one): "Dude, read 'Our band could be your life' and then listen to those 13 bands. your life will be changed forever.
by shanshams March 30, 2010
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I'm Living My Best Life

1. During the Bachelorette season finale Rachel Lindsay, told Peter Kraus, that she made the right decision in saying goodbye to him. While sitting down with Chris Harrison, Peter apologized to Rachel for saying that a life without him would be “mediocre.” Rachel responded and told him that she’s definitely not living a mediocre life. “I’m living my best life,” she said.

2. A statement made at the end of a sentence declaring the actions you are doing are causing you to live your greatess life possible.

2a. It is a popular phrase used on young women's social media especially those who consider themselves hip and trendy.
I went to yoga this morning and had avocado toast for brunch, I'm living my best life.
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You Dont Know My Life

A typical saying when someone trys to diss you
Lori: James, why do you have so many hair products??
James:..YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE
by K-Roth December 18, 2005
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Word of Life Bible Institute

Where its acceptable to wear the ugliest sweaters which a 70 year old grandma would be proud to wear, its basically a rite of passage. The teachers are as old as the dust caught on there argile sweaters and ties. And the food, lets not even go there.
1: You go to word of life bible institute?
2: Yes.
1: Oh I feel bad for you.
by DjJoeKerr December 25, 2011
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quarter life crisis

A quarter life crisis is a crisis that happens when you are in or around the ages of 15 to 20.
Some signs may be cutting or drinking
There is blood on the floor little janey must be going through her quarterlife crisis
by nick May 12, 2004
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