New Years Fart

–noun
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.

Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.

by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010

Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.

Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.

My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.

See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.

by K Siddy September 7, 2005

Fart Yourself To Sleep

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.

Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

by WeBeYolo July 15, 2018

shit fart seperator

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.

Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

by concrete lab October 17, 2008

laundry nigga fart

When a male of African descent proceeds to fart in the clean laundry then making him have to clean it again.

Nigga sex turtle

Laundry nigga fart

by GuacamoleNiggaPenis037 September 2, 2019