The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.
Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
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The game revolves around the "Boss". Whoever is Boss is in control. Boss tells both other members of the party specifically to do one thing by themselves. Once 3 minutes are up, Boss changes rolls to whoever is next. They assign duties to the other members now. Best way to enjoy a Threesome! Everyone gets some, no one's left out
IMPORTANT: Have a timer ready. Impossible to keep time in one's head
The game revolves around the "Boss". Whoever is Boss is in control. Boss tells both other members of the party specifically to do one thing by themselves. Once 3 minutes are up, Boss changes rolls to whoever is next. They assign duties to the other members now. Best way to enjoy a Threesome! Everyone gets some, no one's left out
IMPORTANT: Have a timer ready. Impossible to keep time in one's head
Julie Greg and Amy play Time-Clock Trio
Greg: K im boss first. Julie, get on my cock. Amy, make out with me...
Julie (3min later, now Boss): K, Greg, fuck my titties. Amy, eat me out... (continues)
Greg: K im boss first. Julie, get on my cock. Amy, make out with me...
Julie (3min later, now Boss): K, Greg, fuck my titties. Amy, eat me out... (continues)
by kMsuI January 22, 2008
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"Me and Nicole just sat in my car and cracked up about how pathetic we were."
"It sounds like you had fun."
"No, it was a sad good time."
"It sounds like you had fun."
"No, it was a sad good time."
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Get the bed time bitch mug.A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.
Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."
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