tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.

Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.

by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016

tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Bitch Tits

Possessing the female counterpart breast as a man.

Hey Drago your bitch tits are leaking.

by Night hawk February 8, 2018

Tits McClits

When you're in a rut and need to get out, you call this guy.

Man I've been having such a shit month. Dude you just need to call Tits McClits.

by Heylookitstits January 4, 2017

rusty tits

Granny tits.

Man I love sucking on some rusty tits.

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 7, 2017

Dick Tits

A provocative term.

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨

by jakfrost January 11, 2017