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piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal
Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile
by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024
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Piss Ant

Some one who thinks they have it worse over another person. They snap and complain on how you couldn't possibly relate because you haven't been in their position.
Did you hear about the recent case up in that small town Idaho? It's caused such waves that everyone and their dog has an opinion about how things should be done.

Each one being a piss ant, nothing will get accomplished at this rate.
by REBel Siren January 21, 2023
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Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
by LTG69969 January 16, 2024
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Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.
Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?
by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024
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Piss

It's poo
I piss my pants said dad I say me too
by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs May 29, 2021
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piss boarding

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.
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Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.
SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!
by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022
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