Shit Stomp

The act of stomping the shit out of someone.

You just got shit stomped, motherfucker!

by Darryl C. February 9, 2004

shit breath

When a person's breath smells like it is coming off a turd from their ass.

I think Kaito had shit for lunch. His shit breath is worse than my dog and he licks his own ass.

Walsh you have some serious shit breath. Your breath is kickin like Bruce Lee.

by OWL69 November 25, 2011

shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".

"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."

by Sskid January 17, 2005

shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013

Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.

Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..

by PWMusic August 19, 2009

diva shit

term that gay men use when they like something or about something that makes them feel more like a woman

see this here black mink that i am about to wear to this xmas charity event...thats diva shit...

by oni the kid January 20, 2009

shit sprinkler

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit

Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there

by fartposter December 19, 2013