by DinKukÄrMin August 20, 2017
Get the Penis Magnet mug.A saying used when two males use 30 inch strap ons to penetrate a spread crater of the bum. Once inside the term penis intercourse can be used to describe such actions. Using a regular 8 inch penis is not worthy of such a term. Best pleasure can be obtained from gold foil gucci branded strap on..
Man 1: What are Jim Parsons and Jean Carlos doing in that changing room.
Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches
Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches
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