lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015

CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018

CAKE

Adding the word 'CAKE' after someone's name is a quick way of describing a person as sweet and someone who everybody likes.

"Hey ClaireyCAKE!"

by ClaireyCAKE April 12, 2009

cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.

Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.

by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021

Cake

Show me the cake

Show me the cake

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Dauntless Cake

It is a dauntless cake. What else do I need to say? Tobias loves his cake. Only Divergent fans will understand. NEVER TAKE THE DAUNTLESS CAKE AWAY!!!

Tobias: Hey Tris, can I have some cake?
Tris: Sure, I just made some Dauntless cake

by ThatrandomDauntlessinatiate December 13, 2021

mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.

Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him

by Laganja October 14, 2023