butt picker

A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.

Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.

by tuftskins May 22, 2010

disgusto butt

Term used for a cheap or low-grade cigarette, or a cigarette that is hand-rolled from tobacco remaining from already smoked cigarettes.

Man, that last one I smoked was a real "disgusto butt"!

DK, Sago, Putter, tax-free cigarettes, etc.

by Luv Schmokin August 26, 2006

butt slavia

Its where most of the butt slaves reside.

Mr. slave is a butt slave who should move back to butt slavia

by cheechandchong June 25, 2007

butt waffle

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007

butt-pimple

two separate pimples ultimately formulating one transforming into the shape of a butt; usually found on random body parts i.e. hairy legs, under arms, necks, and backs

Judith: Dude David what the eff? Is that a butt-pimple? Ugh.

David: (checks legs) What the eff no...?

Judith: No. Its on our face, ya douche.

by JEWMeister May 8, 2008

butt-piracy

The act of attempting, or successfully voyaging into the depths of a rectal corridor from one male to another.

I would prefer a cruel act of butt-piracy to another night at my mother-in-law's house.

by Sloan Kettering February 11, 2009

Butt hurt

Hillary Clinton supporters on November 8th and 9th 2016

Hillary Clinton Supporters on November 8th and 9th 2016 were very butt hurt

by Gaytron5000 November 9, 2016