The end result of tricking unsuspecting people into clicking on an innocuous link in one of your text threads, only to be bombarded with images of an incredibly endowed naked dude sitting on a bed. This image can be manipulated continuously and photoshopped into all different historical scenes and positions thus leading to endless fun and embarrassment.
I clinked on a link that indicated that Tom Brady was signing with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but instead, I was the victim of a well designed Wardy Bomb.
by ToiletSoldiers April 8, 2020

In the middle of sex, when the male is about to ejaculate, he holds his foreskin in between the base of the thumb and the pointer finger, this way the cum will remain trapped in his foreskin. Now the male squeezes his penis with the rest of the fingers launching a high velocity semen projectile, unusual aiming for the partner
by R.7 October 15, 2020

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
by Sbobby January 3, 2025

I performed in Las Vegas and, when you do stand-up in Vegas, typically, you have to do an entire week, seven nights in a row, two shows a night. There's an early show and a late show, and I bombed all 14 shows. - Tig Notaro.
by wafflesss December 16, 2016

When you turn your grill up to 500F to burn off some cheese left on the grill and accidentally start a grease fire because you forgot about the grease leftover from smoking hamburgers for hours.
Gus had to run outside with a fire extinguisher because the Traeger Bomb threatened to immolate the house.
by Shady Thicket June 3, 2024
