Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.

There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025

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A Hershey’s kiss

When a male or female partner applies shit on their lips and then start sucking your dick

My wife Mary gave me a Hershey’s kiss last week

by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025

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Hersey Kisses

When your partner is eating your ass and you decide to be cute by clenching your asshole a few times to give them kisses.

She ate my ass so good I had to give her Hersey kisses.

by Juice Jam January 31, 2025

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Belorussian Kiss

Belorussian Kiss – A playful kissing game similar to the "Pocky Kiss," but instead of a Pocky stick, partners use a rectangular Mega Chips (a type of Belarusian potato chip). Each person bites from opposite ends, getting closer until they either break the chip or end up kissing.

— She challenged me to a Belorussian Kiss, but the chip broke before we got close… next time, I’m picking a sturdier one!

by chips_guy February 1, 2025

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