e-Joy

Sending good wishes, a big hug or a positive intention someone's birthday, anniversary, holidays, involvement or the overall benefit of people via electronic transmission (email, internet, etc). It can replace an actual hug if not able to be in person.

Hi Lynn,

Here's sending you e-Joy this week for your birthday.

by in every atom April 12, 2010

dos-e-jacking

the act of two males locking their arms as if they were dosi-doing but then reaching over to grab their penises and masturbate

bro1: dude i totally want to jack right now
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm

then they proceed...

by little100bush April 14, 2010

e-bulimic

The act of constantly purging your email, cache, cookies or other digital history to hide your personal usage.

He was looking at porn on his work computer so he became e-bulimic to keep his job.

"I've been downloading all my music illegally, now I'm e-bulimic."

by Mawleesa April 23, 2010

e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.

Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.

by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

e-nvoice

An invoice sent via e-mail, or electronic transmission.

as a noun: Your e-nvoice has been sent.
as a verb, with an object: You will be e-nvoiced for the total amount.
as a verb, without an object: The items e-nvoiced are on back-order.

by Christa Maura March 2, 2010