chocolate dip

When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.

Man I just had so much diarrhea that I got a chocolate dip.

by ratdad209 February 4, 2023

Chocolate solider

When you poop and your turd sticks up out of the water.

Hey, come look at my chocolate solider !

by Lkh21 September 5, 2017

Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.

"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"

by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025

White chocolate

After pounding a vagina, you need to jizz. Don't wanna jizz in her so you slip it out and push shroom again bunghole and dump load in bum

Gurl I'mma white chocolate u

by Muddycricket September 1, 2017

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Chocolate Face

A black male, that that tries to keep a 'low profile', and be inconspicuous in his community.

" He really is a genuine 'Chocolate Face'. No make up."

by Dr Meng September 15, 2020