urban dictionary

the gen z of dictionaries

person 1: what r u doing
person 2: looking at urban dictionary

person 1: ur definitely gen z

by sizhabains December 23, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary of Seinfeld-isms. Like in the show Seinfeld there was a word or phrase for events or actions or traits

Jerry- Did you hear I'm writing a book

George- Yea, Urban Dictionary. It's a book of the words you use to replace an event or something else.

by i-am-sam-sam-i-am January 18, 2011

Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
Asscrack is typing...
🍆✨🐱🏳️ 🌈🍆🏳️ 🌈✨🍆🐱✨🍪🍦🦄🍨🍧🍦🌈🍑🍿🦄💕🍑🌈🦄💕🍿🌈🍨💕🍦✨🍿✨🍧✨🍦✨✨🍦✨🦄💕🍪🍪🍨🐱🍆🌈🍪🍧🍪🍪🍨🐱🌈🐱🍨🐱🌈✨🍨🍿🌈✨🦄🍪🌹♥️🌹♥️🌹🌹🌹

"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"

by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary

It's the tab right next to the one that says pornhub. Idiot...

Urban Dictionary is the best.

by Wayde024 June 2, 2018

Urban dictionary

What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?

Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!

by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018

urban dictionary

a place where edgy 12 year olds lie about them getting laid and calling people slurs. meanwhile they have school in the morning and their bedtime is 9 pm

guy 1: damn, urban dictionary is filled with trolls and ragebait nowadays.
guy 2: yeah it's toxic asf

by deputydipshit June 21, 2025

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that doesn't make sense at all

"The Urban Dictionary is weird..."

by GLXSSY September 27, 2021