Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.

Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."

by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020

Litty like a titty

Maddox has litty titties

They are kinda big. Like bigger than my head.

Maddox's titties are 420 Times my head

Vic royal is litty like a titty

by keejan the man April 29, 2020

reverse stink tittied

where a bearded man takes a shit in a flat womans chest and then tity fucks his own shit.

(rowan) whats the story
(josh)i reverse stink tittied my cousin last night
(rowan)OK im going to leave now

by leanne healy (rowans gf) May 11, 2020

Mayor of titty city

Andy

Andy is definitely the mayor of titty city.

by AtfBA99 May 18, 2020

The Taylor Titty

Using an ice cube to erect a womans nipple (preferably in the 40s or above) and then guiding that nipple into another womans ass hole.

"Man I walked into my parents room and saw Mrs Barker doing the Taylor Titty.

by Bro Badger June 14, 2020

Open Source Titties

When a programmer get's horny

Hey man, you wanna check my titties?
Nah bro, I made my titties. And they're open source titties too.

by M1staUwU August 19, 2020