by Smithfield March 01, 2006
Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.
A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!
A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!
“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet”
by Cake July 26, 2021
The ship name of the lead singer of 5 seconds of summer, Luke and Hemmings and the bassist Calum Hood.
by I'm Muke AF October 23, 2018
This is when you want to lick the person you love ass deep and all around in the asshole after proper cleaning until they orgasm or can’t wait to make love to you and stop to make love to you.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 11, 2022
by MrCake February 03, 2007
Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
by Iron Balls Billy April 29, 2012