sloppy maloppy

sloppy blow-blow
inspired by the gawk gawk 3000 product
its legendary.

weirdpoper sensei is giving my uncle the sloppy maloppy gawk gawk 9000 in the bathroom 3rd floor

by yvonnenumber1 March 31, 2021

slippery toothbrush

when you shove an electric toothbrush up your ass and it gets stuck

Jake: oh man i pulled a slippery toothbrush last night

Josh: what the fuck

by scratcher of balls April 10, 2021

SloppyJoe

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021

Slippermæn

An invention of terror and trouble, many leggéd creatures who wear large tweed and tartan Slippers. They Carpet Crawl along sniggering and gargling quietly creating minor acts of terrorism. Beware them...

Beware the Slippy, Slippy Slippermæn before they SlipSlip you...

by Gravid Crispthrottle April 18, 2021

Sloppy-Shop

A business run in a manner, which is so sloppy and/or incompetent, that it creates a knock-on effect that ultimately leads to bigger problems or the demise of said business.

"E-Racing have gone so far downhill, they're inconsistent, there's zero effort from management, all of the staff have left and no one is reading the site anymore. What a complete and utter sloppy-shop."

by Schrodingers Douchebag April 24, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Slappydildoblob

When someone whacks you with a wet dildo or stirs your food with it

Elliot slappydildoblob granny for eating the cheese

by The shaggy dog May 20, 2021