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jiggle shit

To practice an insterment
Man what did I tell you about calling me when Im jiggling shit?
by Somebody August 16, 2004
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shit really?

a common phrase spoken by the typical dicombobulated male or those impersonating one
'i can't wait to get my freak on with kevina at the dance tonight' -said male #1

'shit really?' intelligently responded male #2
by lisa November 12, 2002
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Fucking shit

Residue left on the penis of a man after ramroding your lover in their gaping asshole..
After plowing his boyfriend Lances shitty gay asshole, Bruce pulled out his cock to find it was covered in fucking shit.
by Queefsniffer69 March 23, 2023
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midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.
by joffway February 22, 2023
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angel shit

The white styrofoam "peanuts" or "macaroni" that are packed around fragile objects during shipping. Invariably winds up all over the place and must be picked up weightless bit by weightless bit. From the color, shape and gossamer weight, a material that might be shit by angels.
Hey, Billy-Bob, get those worthless assholes on the loading dock to clean up all this angel shit before it buries the whole fucking shipping department.
by Winston Smith March 19, 2005
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Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.
Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.
by Frick March 20, 2005
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