scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked

Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?

by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023

Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.

I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.

by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024

Butt Douche

Slang for “enema”. Prevalent in opioid circles.

“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.

by That island guy August 8, 2024

Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.

My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.

by DebLos December 9, 2023

Turbo Douche

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

by MarzMan February 18, 2024

Greg doucette

Greg doucette also known as coach greg is a ifbb pro bodybuilder usually known for his parrot voice and drama, he sold out for calling out testosterone booster supplements then promoting them for money, usually is 97% right and promotes tf out of his cookbook

Do you like Greg doucette, yes he is a Man-let but he is mostly right

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.

Me: “Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?”
The World: “Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.”
Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”

by PDSuckswanker March 12, 2024