Chocolate snatch

A melted chocolate bar in a girl’s pocket

I saw that girl put a chocolate bar in her pocket

She’s going to get chocolate snatch

by Dr jew February 24, 2025

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021

Chocolate With Nuts

One of the best SpongeBob episodes filled with funny moments, joke, memorable characters, and a good plot and concept.

Person 1: Man Chocolate With nuts is easily the best SpongeBob episode.
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!

by the fire, and lighting dragon September 28, 2021

chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.

John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.

by uucpd December 20, 2012

Chocolate fountain

When having intense oral sex with a female and it causes the female to have intense diarrhea.

My girlfriend had a chocolate fountain after I went down on her I had to get new sheets.

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

Chocolate Fountain

When a snow bunny is given a facial by multiple black dudes

Did you hear about Lindas facial ? It was more like a chocolate fountain with all those black guys

by Jizzues Christ December 26, 2017

Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.

I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong

by popcornchickenboi February 06, 2019