Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.
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The female face is applied to the male groin area and a mild neighing type noises made, causing vibrations in his groin area and possibly leading to further foreplay.
The female face is applied to the male groin area and a mild neighing type noises made, causing vibrations in his groin area and possibly leading to further foreplay.
by Nosebag September 26, 2010
Get the Nose Bagging mug.A female species whom is arguably attractive in appearance, and questionably clever/witty to converse with, on a semi-regular basis. This same female species also comes as a cost, of which is equal to the cost of a very small pinch of your "let's get lifted" supply. Thus, she will do whatever entertains you, for the small reward of a momentary escape inside a rabbit hole of a dark sack of cloudy existence.
"Yo, why you wasting yo time wit dat wack a** bag hag? MAN, she be doing it big if she could pull dat sh*t wit every dude she done met!"
by BOSS*bitch August 26, 2014
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- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"
- "Me too. What a touche bag."
- "Me too. What a touche bag."
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Get the touche bag mug.1. A devise that females use to clean them self.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.
1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag.
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!
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