by C.Lanstrumpf April 24, 2017

''Have you seen Joe's tits?'' ''Yeah they're so very scrumptious and juicy I'd like to lick them.'' ''I bet they taste like beef.''
by ashyiro September 20, 2021

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025

dappa " geeez look at ethels nipples!"
hocknose " wowzers! they are protruding through her t-shirt big time!!! defo kingpin tits right there!"
hocknose " wowzers! they are protruding through her t-shirt big time!!! defo kingpin tits right there!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
