Fuck face

A male or female that when u see them you just get so irritated that you want to knock their lights out.

Jason is such a Fuck face; I can't stand him.

by Kainsbitch January 8, 2018

I'd fuck with that

Used in a similar way to "fucking around." Sort of like, I'd vibe with that, I'm down with it, etc. Unrelated to sex.

"I'd fuck with apple juice so hard."
"Existentialism? I'd fuck with that."
"Yo bro, wanna go to the bar?" "Yeah, I'd fuck with that."

by throwingoranges January 28, 2017

fucking facebook

Whenever facebook changes your settings without your knowledge, adds a new feature that changes the way you use your page, or otherwise does something to piss you off, you exclaim "fucking facebook"

I just noticed my privacy settings were changed...FUCKING FACEBOOK!

by FunGal_in_SoCal December 23, 2010

fuck trumpet

what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex

I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.

by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010

mercy fuck

The recipient of sex given to him/her by someone who would normally consider that person beneath him/her, or otherwise sexually undesirable.

In Woody Allen's movie CELEBRITY, the Kenneth Branagh character gets tossed a mercy fuck by the starlet played by Melanie Griffith; they both knew there would be no second act, that it was a unique occurrence.

If someone hot wanted to go to bed with you, and you thought they were just doing it as a mercy fuck, would you go ahead and enjoy it, or would pride get in the way?

There is very little difference between a mercy fuck and a pity fuck, but they are not the same as a sympathy fuck, which has more to do with make-up sex. Mercy fuck is more like winning the sex lottery.

by al-in-chgo February 18, 2010

fucked the dog

to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."

Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i

by eggy mule August 19, 2010

knee fuck

another form of knee fucking is if you lay down and put your knees together as if you were doing a curl, the penis is inserted at the top of the crease or where the knee is located and also rythmically pounded until the load has been excreted

we had 2 different types of knee sex damn im telling you that girl knows how to use what shes working with

by gangstaasspepsihater September 3, 2004