Banal Sex

Same-ol' boring sex.

I had some banal sex with my wife the other day. Meh.

by kwaping April 7, 2009

caterpillar-sex

A chain of men, standing in a circle are having simultanious anal sex with each other. To accomodate this, the uneven members of the chain provide the movement, while the rest remains stationairy.
The phenomenon is said to look like a caterpillar.
Caterpillar-sex is said to be extremely pleasureable, but it takes a lot of practice.

"At a kinky party, Matthijs meets the people he found on the internet to have caterpillar-sex with."
"I want to caterpillar you at the gay-bar"

by Ireentje September 12, 2006

sex mong

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin.

2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheeper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.

"dance little sex mong dance" uncle Barry

by gem & si November 16, 2006

japan sex

when you mumble the word gymnastics at 3 in the morning

Have you ever done japan sex?

by fuyctd igpn August 21, 2017

cow sex

oh yeah

that nice

by d August 18, 2003

phone sex

when two partners are over the phone moaning and groaning.usually the guy is jacking off and the girl is moaning or fingering herself the tell tells her how many fingers and he just jacks off waitin to ejaculate.

hey baby lets have phone sex!

by princessa. February 25, 2007

text sex

Only the best sex ever. Send texts of what you wish you were doing to the other person but know you never will. Get texts back of what they are pretending to do to you but you will really only ever do it to your self. Text sex - the worlds new way of pretending to have sex.

I have a big imagination thats why i have text sex.

by Matt111 January 13, 2008