meat route

The act of going to provide dick to a chick.

“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”

by CoachCockPic September 25, 2023

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

by Buntselina December 26, 2020

Meat Krob

Refers to a really nasty vagina.

That hooker has a serious Meat Krob!

by BeckasaurusRex May 4, 2010

Mama Meat Soak

My main squeeze, my girl,my better half

I just got kicked to the curb by my,Mama Meat Soak.

by Cadcrumb May 30, 2022

Test Meat

Fictional Kurt cobain meat

That’s some real test meat right there

by Manoah13 May 16, 2022