esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

e-pocalypse

An E-pocalypse is a disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term often refers to e-Bay or the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase epokalupsis bayus, literally "sale at the end of the æon, or age".

As time ticked away, ___ just KNEW that the snow-encrusted plow with the deer-head ornament would be his. "Surely, the E-pocalypse is nearing."

by ballpark_frank February 9, 2010

E-Commercable

Goods,Commodities, or Services that qualify to be legally purchased and sold electronically, especially on a large scale, as between cities, states, or countries.

Illegal drugs are not e-commercable.

by Baloney Sandwich February 9, 2010

E-Chepite

I can see your cleavage.

or

I like your cleavage, (using one word).

*yelling* "E-Chepite"

by Clever101 August 1, 2009

e cut

An expression of joy over someones misfortune.

e cut John broke his leg!

by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009

E-Z Throat

water or a liquid beverage

you damm john this pop good
john yeah it looks good let me get some of that E-Z Throat

by wayne84 August 24, 2009

e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!

"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"

by BonusBear April 8, 2010