Beans

Not currently functioning due to an unforeseen explosion caused by the sheer awesomeness of Watch Dogs®: Legion

I would but my Xbox is beans.

by Pussygrabber October 29, 2020

Beans

Slang used by the self-harming community
Means the fat/muscle layer underneath the dermis and epidermis.

Other terms: Styro, etc.

Person A: "I cut to beans last night, it hurts like hell."
Person B: "Oh shit, make sure you clean and bandage it or it will get infected."

by Pooinmymouth October 17, 2021

Mr. Bean

For the people that like a good joke but wonder how funny is this when a crook that looks like Mr. Bean puts a knife to their throat, that isn't the most hilarious thing that could happen to somebody. A Mr. Bean lookalike with the same menacing look hovering over somebody with the twin movie prop mini uzis is funnier than that actually.

Mr. Bean was not a gentleman in that movie, he was a bad seed.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Beans

The one and only source to find true power.

Tim: why the fuck are you glowing?
Tam: idk I just ate some beans

by IhadAnAsignmentDue5DaysAgoHelp September 12, 2020

beans

what you look for in the middle of the night.

Guy: i want some beans

by chreesus jist December 5, 2021

wiga-bean

A guy charles that hits females.

U see that Wiga-bean charles over there hitting his girlfriend?

by Pissupinya Nstedacum February 5, 2025

Bean shot

A bean shot is to shoot somebody in the head in anysort of video game

Shooting somebody in the head a "bean shot" or you can say "he just bot bean shotted" and "shot in the bean"
Playing csgo

Dan: one guys mid
Jakob: don't worry mate just bean shorted him

by Madethisnamewhileshitting January 2, 2017