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meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
mugGet the meatsmug.

Meat Grinder

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder
by acanthodian June 28, 2022
mugGet the Meat Grindermug.

Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
mugGet the Kiss my meatmug.

Pete Meat

A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...
Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.
by PeteShMeat July 19, 2017
mugGet the Pete Meatmug.

Meat Cow

"Look at that meat cow over there!"
"Yeah, her name is Chloe."
by ujhygtfrd October 22, 2019
mugGet the Meat Cowmug.

Meat Station

A slang term used by a homosexual male to address lustful thoughts for another man.
by coolcatdid March 4, 2014
mugGet the Meat Stationmug.

Like meat in your mac?

The art of putting meat in your or someone else’s mac 💛
Student: Like meat in your mac?
Mr.H: yes
by abril fatface June 6, 2019
mugGet the Like meat in your mac?mug.

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