Dick beers

When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.

Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.

by Gravy balls February 23, 2018

Dick Haze

the phenomena of making cloudy decisions, factored largely by getting a regular dick appointment

suzanne - i think i have dick haze, can’t decide if i like him or not

by bennett_moynes January 9, 2021

Birthday Dick

Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.

"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"

by Rustyrastafari August 3, 2020

Dolphin Dick

When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 19, 2019

dick tickler

Slang for a person's fingers.

Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.

by Ben354 June 23, 2007

dick cheese

a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.

I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese

by RussNyc September 9, 2006

whiskey-dick

Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.

I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.

by bamf!crew November 27, 2007