Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 09, 2021

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023

fairy cake

A pet name.

Come here you gorgeous fairy cake!

by jacomago October 06, 2014

Pasta Cake

When one eats too much pasta and it goes straight to their ass.

Joan: "I heard you went to Olive Garden last night."
Steve: "_eah it gave me pasta cake though."

by Timtomteroo March 06, 2021

Pasta cake

A term for the Italian dish of Lasagna

MMMmmmmm....... Pasta cake......

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

Cake-daddy

A man who got that cake, a nice round ass.

Look at the ass on that cake-daddy over there. Mmmm, make you wanna slap your brother!

by Diane B. March 18, 2022

Cake Sweater

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.

Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.

by Ray Padood November 10, 2021