Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 12, 2021

Butters

(noun) - A mythical creature descending from millersville folklore. He is never seen with the same shape or identity and is believed to haunt the dreams of college football freshman and recruits across the college campuses of North America.

“damn bro did you see butters the other night?”
“Na man but I did see him leave with 4 bitches all asking to ride his porn star stache”

by Jawnjimmyjawn February 5, 2019

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by da d awd a October 11, 2020

Butter

When your horny or your getting horny.

“Hey babe.. I’m kinda BUTTER..”
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“I’m butter ;) come over?”

by ArtsyBeann December 30, 2021

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

BOY BUTTER

The best Lube for Gay men to BREED SOME ASS!
“It makes it Creamy”

Hey, pass the Boy Butter, this Twink ass needs to get creamy!

by Ottawa-bro October 19, 2022