Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again

Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.

by Socky Joe July 2, 2025

T. Brown

Inventor of the Hot Brown. See definition 2.

T. Brown said he was going to give someone a Hot Brown

by popo 1 August 28, 2022

Big T Burrows

a man 5ft tall and 5 ft wide, the build of a chode who lurks around play parks at night, sniffing the slide, the swings and benches for the scent of the young to satisfy his needs ever since he was caught.

yo bro i was out last night and i saw a big t burrows lurking around the local playpark, he almost saw me..

by BF696992357523908752 December 11, 2024

Montana T-Bird

When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is

Dude, did you see how much diesel is? I was so pissed I gave it a Montana T-Bird. Let’s go Brandon.

by ElConquistador86 February 21, 2023

at&t

A girl that has ass tiddies and thighs

-definition by Alex ward Shelbyville Tennessee

Damn Jessica is over there with her at&t and all the boys after her

by Boy with thicc ass September 15, 2020

t

a horrible insult, meaning nonce, or someone who shouldnt exist

guy 1: mmm yes that girl looks hot
guy 2: dude she's 14 get your head out of the gutter you fucking t

by trec~ccst August 3, 2019

Liam T

a very, very, very, very, very, gay kid. would look up gay stuff on the internet if his parents would let him have a phone. be careful around these ones if your of the male geder.

stranger: hi whats your name!
liam: my name is Liam T.
stranger: oh, i am late for a meeting *runs away*

by fat.ogre.loves.2eat.pie October 13, 2022