An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
by Sergeant Explosion May 20, 2010
Get the Left-Hand Suzuki Methodmug. "Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".
by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003
Get the caught with his hand in the cookie jarmug. A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
Get the the old right-handed circumcision ploymug. Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand
by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015
Get the Butt Plug One Hand Cummug. Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.
by fonty July 11, 2010
Get the Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites youmug. by CunningLinguist24/7/366 January 9, 2017
Get the Put his hand in cold watermug. Hey Jim! This guy made working plane out of 228158 bars of soap!
Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.
Jim, you fucking candy ass.
Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.
Jim, you fucking candy ass.
by yourneighborhoodandtheworld July 8, 2011
Get the too much time on his handsmug.