King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.

She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.

by Bunkerite March 27, 2023

King

King, a brave young boy. He’s social and likes all kind of music. He loves being around friend and joking around. He has the sweetest smile and gives the best hugs. You instantly feel at home with him. Every queen needs a king 👑

King- a brave person and a lovely friend

by A garden full of roses November 24, 2021

Line King

An individual who enjoys and takes pride in perfecting the straightness, as well as, forming an even amount of methamphetamines into a line or multiple lines to share with friends.
This individual may see his talent as a "God Given" gift and think that noone will ever be able to put methamphetamines lines out better than himself.

Bryant is the one you need to see. He is the line king around here.

by Bombasspussy511 April 22, 2018

Drip King

Generally young men ranging from the age of 17-23. These young men have a particular drive for fast fashion often sporting used work coats bought overpriced secondhand, fresh work pants (typically but not exclusively: dickies, carhartt, jinco etc) and occasionally trendy accessories such as the "condom" beanie, cheap rings/necklaces, blue-light glasses, and loafers/sambas/doc martens. All of these qualities leads to these individuals to be affectionately dubbed, "Drip Kings". A favorite pastime of theirs is "Aura Farming". This activity lends itself to nonchalant behavior (laughing at a text publicly, a generally chill idle sway, very conservative laughter, etc) introducing words and phrases such as "Type shit, thats chill, and low-key." A true Drip King might also indulge in reselling unwanted drip, (they term this "blessing up") to aspiring Drip Kings, presently called "Drip Knights."

Yo did you see that Drip King? He seems so chill with that black iced coffee and feminists' literature book.

by type shit and other inquiries January 26, 2025

puker king

1. another name for burger king.

2. the most puke-inducing thing (or person) possible or imaginable.

A: "I had to take a shit in the rideau centre today"
B: "puker king"

by mstherd October 16, 2009

king toker

The person that would smoke the most amount off weed and does it the most out off his friend group

Oh big browner is king toker

by Theowneroffthebananaphone December 3, 2021

shing ding king

A person named Bruce who's the absolute party god and ofcourse the world renowned shing ding king.

We having a shing ding! with the one and only shing ding king! He's so awesome omg!!

by Petrotrax Spazzalon May 21, 2018