Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.
by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023

by a1sinner September 30, 2020

The penis, by far the ugliest part of the human body. Its ugliness is a stark reminder that girls are superior to boys, especially when compared to the Lovely (capital L) sight of cameltoe.
Amanda: You seriously would die to stop another man from raping me, even if you knew my life wasn't at risk? That's so sweet!
Henry: Of course, because you're my friend. And while I didn't choose to be born with an inferiority stick, I did choose to be a good friend to my female friends!
Henry: Of course, because you're my friend. And while I didn't choose to be born with an inferiority stick, I did choose to be a good friend to my female friends!
by PoisonIvyWhere December 26, 2024

by Silly Super Soup January 27, 2023

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.
by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.
by goonerstick December 14, 2023
