(noun)
When you’re holding in pee for way too long and suddenly get that random tingling, zapping, or sharp nervous-system “lightning bolt” feeling that shoots through your jaw. Usually followed by panic, leg-wiggling, and speed-walking to the nearest bathroom.
When you’re holding in pee for way too long and suddenly get that random tingling, zapping, or sharp nervous-system “lightning bolt” feeling that shoots through your jaw. Usually followed by panic, leg-wiggling, and speed-walking to the nearest bathroom.
“Bro, I was stuck in traffic for 40 minutes and the piss-jaw hit me so bad I thought my teeth were gonna vibrate out.”
by MAFIO BILL & WIZARD INC. December 5, 2025
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A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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From 'I Built a City Where the Dead Bodies Just Pile Up - Cities: Skylines' (posted by GrayStillPlays) at 0:36
' "City Skylines" has restrictions on just how many cars you can have at any given time. Luckily, with mods, you can piss all over those restrictions and do whatever the Hell you want ... and that's what we're gonna do today. '
' "City Skylines" has restrictions on just how many cars you can have at any given time. Luckily, with mods, you can piss all over those restrictions and do whatever the Hell you want ... and that's what we're gonna do today. '
by M0UNTA1N5 July 28, 2023
Get the Piss all over mug.Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
Get the National piss on your parents lawn day mug.pissed posting - the act of posting on social media whilst intoxicated and making an ass of yourself; posting on social media whilst out on the piss
by BaconDink168 November 22, 2025
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