Sysco meal

An experience or object that is strictly functional and entirely unremarkable. It is characterized by being "just there". Neither high-quality nor noticeably poor, resulting in a state of boring neutrality that leaves no lasting impression.

Alex: "How was the concert last night?"
Jordan: "It was a total Sysco Meal."
Alex: "Damn, that sucks."

by Lord of Reset January 21, 2026

Lappy Meal

Slang for eating pussy.

Eat that pussy like a happy meal, that’s called Lappy Meal.

by CustomHydroGaming January 27, 2026

Trio Meal

A slang term for an erotic act involving the coordinated use of a footjob, handjob, and blowjob to stimulate a partner's genitals.

Did you see the full video of ‘She Gave Him A Trio Meal In Her Hotel’ on any forums?

by szdfghjklm February 5, 2026

Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.

Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.

by NM83 August 17, 2025

brown medal

the medal awarded for finishing last

Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...

by jurnt September 4, 2025

brown medal

Accolade awarded to the potter of the brown.

By the power vested in me, in the name of all bottomists I award you the much coveted brown medal.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.

by jurnt September 6, 2025

Fifth Meal

The person one drunkenly contacts to hook up, only after enjoying post-bar fast food. Based off the late night "fourth meal" promotion from Taco Bell.

Bro, that crunchwrap was clutch. Gonna hit up Amber for a little Fifth Meal. Ignore the noise.

by BarManBT September 6, 2025