Do you even drift?

A term that Mario Kart players use when insulting a bad Mario Kart driver. Similar to, "do you even lift?"

Dude you got fourth place, do you even drift?

by Dagos January 11, 2013

wea dhey do dhat at

Means to express that something doesn't happen in their neighbor, city, town, or community, or social life. This usually prefers to people conversating from different cities.

boy: mann that girl didnt believe I was 16, so she called my mama and asked.

girl:wat??? wea dhey do dhat at? not over here mann.

by Swaggqueen July 19, 2009

Watch me do me

a statement which is said when one is to attempt to accomplish a difficult task

A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!

by Frodo Man-well February 28, 2009

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

by venus88 September 21, 2009

Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.

No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?

by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019

i can do it better

"i can do it better" is something someone would say before they try to perfect what you were doing but fail miserably

looks like they're really good at that, i bet i can do it better

by i can do it better May 14, 2016

What do you want?

Expression used when someone is complaining about something that was bound to happen.

Person 1: Aw man, I broke the screen of my ICrap
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!

by An Unknown Dinosaur July 26, 2012