Chocolate cupcake

Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.
I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake
by Didersinclair April 04, 2018
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Chocolate Chiclets

Skank with really rotten teeth, resembling chocolate coated chiclets. Very unattractive, always smiles with mouth closed
WOW...look when she smiles all you can see are her rotten chocolate chiclets

EWWW
by AOVSQUAD November 17, 2010
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chocolate umbrella

A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.
Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.
by TheJoePilato April 02, 2016
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Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.
As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.
by Beestingz126 November 24, 2021
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Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
by smoothiebrother October 01, 2022
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Chocolate Ballarina

when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall
Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.
by Kiruin May 22, 2023
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chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.
Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
by Shidface July 29, 2019
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