When your grandma stops raping you in the bathroom and you so hungry for ping pong, then you remember your cat from Christmas.
by RRRPRGILYLAWIB May 6, 2018
Get the a cats fine toomug. The sex act where two or more individuals take a piece of fruit (preferably a cucumber) and stick it up their partner's anal area multiple times. "Chesire Cat Smilers" are of those who perform this act. It is common knowledge that chesire cat smilers also eat the fruit afterwards no matter how dirty or grotesque it has become during their sexual routine.
Person A opening person B's legs while laying on the floor and jabbing the cucumber into their anal area while they perform the Chesire Cat Smile.
A: Fancy doing a Chesire Cat Smile with me honey?
B: Sure why not!? It's been long since we became Chesire Cat Smilers for the night. Go on, in you get cuccy (slang for cucumber).
A: Fancy doing a Chesire Cat Smile with me honey?
B: Sure why not!? It's been long since we became Chesire Cat Smilers for the night. Go on, in you get cuccy (slang for cucumber).
by Look_whos_boss March 22, 2011
Get the Chesire Cat Smilemug. The feeling a person gets when thier like a cat standing alone in an ally staring at the sky abondond by its former loved ones.
Ally cat girl: (tears running down its cheek)
(a Tom cat boy stagers by and looks at Ally)
Tom cat boy: Whats your damage cat?
Ally cat girl: This has been the day from tragidy.
Tom cat boy: Can't be that bad, your breathing right.
Ally cat girl: My ex's new girlfriend is one of the worst types of people I have ever encounterd.
- Long story short. Tonight is the night of the Hanna Montanna concert. My daughter is attending with her father. His new girlfriend is such a rude bitch that she said I am not allowed to attend the concert with my daughter and them because of her insecurity's and constiant drama about me.
Ally cat girl: (tears running down its cheek)
(a Tom cat boy stagers by and looks at Ally)
Tom cat boy: Whats your damage cat?
Ally cat girl: This has been the day from tragidy.
Tom cat boy: Can't be that bad, your breathing right.
Ally cat girl: My ex's new girlfriend is one of the worst types of people I have ever encounterd.
- Long story short. Tonight is the night of the Hanna Montanna concert. My daughter is attending with her father. His new girlfriend is such a rude bitch that she said I am not allowed to attend the concert with my daughter and them because of her insecurity's and constiant drama about me.
Doesn't she get that she's with him and we are not an item anymore? Says rotten things about me to my children(hurting them badly) and hers with her own rage and selfishness. My son stood up for me and called her a bitch the other day to make her stop. Making the situaTION EVEN WORSE! I mean, don't people understand that all this type of hate is redonculous and kind hearted intentions make people thrive in life more than the put downs of needy social conforming haters. This is Liz's first concert and It is part of a bond I would have liked to be thier for. Just to see the energy and enthusiasm she will have to be able to have that experience would be like whitnessing the heavens come to life tonight.
Tom cat boy: Sounds like the blues to me. Where is your mind over matter?
Ally cat girl: It will meet up with my heart in the limbo of staying away for the best of the situation not to get heated and fueled by Woman drama of the third kind. do you understand now?
Tom cat boy: I just fugx the pussy. I don't get attached to it. Many of cat fights I have seen. even some scars on me from two double teaming me when I got caught. Woah wat a night that was.
Ally cat girl: lol (tears on the tip of her nose)
Tom boy cat: See a laugh cures everything. Be cool cat don't let those ally cat pains get you down!
Ally cat girl: Thank you for talking with me. I was feeling the pain of a thousand knifes tonight. Be jive you jammin cat.
Tom cat boy: Sounds like the blues to me. Where is your mind over matter?
Ally cat girl: It will meet up with my heart in the limbo of staying away for the best of the situation not to get heated and fueled by Woman drama of the third kind. do you understand now?
Tom cat boy: I just fugx the pussy. I don't get attached to it. Many of cat fights I have seen. even some scars on me from two double teaming me when I got caught. Woah wat a night that was.
Ally cat girl: lol (tears on the tip of her nose)
Tom boy cat: See a laugh cures everything. Be cool cat don't let those ally cat pains get you down!
Ally cat girl: Thank you for talking with me. I was feeling the pain of a thousand knifes tonight. Be jive you jammin cat.
by wolfdg*8in<3&light November 28, 2009
Get the ally cat painsmug. 1.Damn never thought I'd see pigs fly how cats on water.
2. Damn that's sure is one slutty slut she must be cats on water.
2. Damn that's sure is one slutty slut she must be cats on water.
by K6669 September 24, 2010
Get the cats on watermug. Guy: "Ive lost my keys!"
Guy: "Its going to be very hard getting in this cat flap"
(Later on)
Guy: "This is moist but atleast I have my keys!.."
Guy: "Its going to be very hard getting in this cat flap"
(Later on)
Guy: "This is moist but atleast I have my keys!.."
by The mysterious stranger March 23, 2010
Get the Cat Flapmug. At midnight when the cat has slept all day run after it as it runs around the house with you. Some cats aka mine may think there a dog but its all good untill you have cogs sitting in your room .
by sarah July 26, 2004
Get the Cat chaseingmug. "Dude thats so FROZEN CAT FETUS!"
"My moose is hella FROZEN CAT FETUS"
"Man Sven, thats so not FROZEN CAT FETUS. Fuckin' looser"
"My moose is hella FROZEN CAT FETUS"
"Man Sven, thats so not FROZEN CAT FETUS. Fuckin' looser"
by Majic Karlos March 12, 2004
Get the Frozen Cat Fetusmug.