E-Shit

An amusive nickname for people named Elias

Damn, E-Shit get over here.

by E-Shit November 7, 2022

Shit in the bed

Amber Herd

Amber Herd took a shit in the bed, she is a dumb bitch

by Captain_solo192 April 22, 2022

Shit Freckle

1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.

2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.

Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.

by Randy Tinklemuffin December 11, 2021

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

Shitting bricks

To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something

I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

Shepard Shit

When you are on top of your game, doing it so good someone could mistake you for being Jesus ( He was a shepherd 😉 )

Person 1- " Don't bring that weak shit over here! "
Person 2- " Ya, that's right! We're on some Shepard Shit round here! "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022

Shit puff

Passing wind

I went to eat her ass and she let out a shit puff.

by 93 yourcultleader93 March 25, 2022