damn that sucks

something you'd only tell complete strangers online because you'd get your ass kicked to the moon if you said it to their faces

person 1: jesus christ this game is so unfair! literally got scammed out of my rewards because of this "first come, only served" B.S.

person 2: damn that sucks

by Mr. Mage 750 January 25, 2026

Finger Sucking Jody

An elected official who is so perverted that he tries to suck on everyone's fingers. He finger sucks as both a negotiation tool and an odd fetish.

That guy is a real sicko. He tried to pull a Finger Sucking Jody and suck on my fingers during a meeting. I got a first hand encounter with his uvula.

by David Holland January 29, 2026

Don't Suck

Encouragement before any activity. Don't fail. You got this. Originally said between Little League umpires before games — a reminder to stay sharp and not mess up. Spanish equivalent: No Mames.

Don't suck @ running. Don't suck @ swimming. Don't suck @ biking. Don't suck @ fishing. Don't suck @ hunting.

by DaveSallyStuff January 31, 2026

Huff Suck

a sexual position where a gay couple performs oral sex while laying on their sides. Named Huff Suck after Mr. Huffman its inventor.

Mr. Huffman loves doing huff suck with his boyfriend more than he likes 69.

by scoon161616 February 2, 2026

suck

Consumable energy or resource . Petrol, gasoline diesel etc. battery power. Especially gasoline..Stolen gasoline. stolen fuel when siphoned into a can out of someone else's fuel tank with a piece of garden hose.

I gotta find a gas station, I'm running out of suck. My phone needs charging, it's running outta suck.

by Killer bastard February 6, 2026

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

One of two things: how an internal combustion/ jet engine works or really hard n’ raunchy sex.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing February 16, 2026

suck anon cock

The activity of sucking on a man's penis without knowledge of his identity or appearance. Examples include: sucking on the penis that extends out of a similarly sized hole in a wall, behind which the owner is hidden (commonly a gloryhole at a gay sauna), sucking on the penis is gracefully presented to you from under the panel separating your bathroom stall from the one next to you, in a contorted position trying to avoid the urine covered floor (under-stall cruising), sucking on the penis of a man in lighting conditions too low to recognize the person, whether in a park at night, or the darkroom of an after-hour club (lucky Europeans!).

1. Dude! You have to check out the darkroom, I just sucked 5 anon cocks one after the other and swallowed their cum.

2. I had been waiting for what seemed like hours, when finally a long, thick, magnificent member slid through the hole I had been fixated on, glistening with drops of pre-cum, begging me to suck anon cock.

3. Guy1: Had a good night?

Guy2: It was all-right, I was high as fuck, plus I sucked on this anon cock in a park on the way home.
Guy1: Did he cum?
Guy2: Kiss me and find out...

by scruffpup February 24, 2026